Code monkey like fritos
Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code monkey very simple man
Big warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code monkey like you.

This is the song I listened to this morning while the 8th graders took a grammar test. My co-worker Ron shared it with me. I think my favorite line is "Big warm fuzzy secret heart." Check it out--you can download it from www.jonathancoulton.com.